Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, the couple who recently made efforts to take down Taylor Swift, were photographed by Karl Lagerfeld (natch) for the magazine's Sept. issue.
KimYe also participated in a Q&A cheekily titled "In bed with Kim and Kanye."
As Yeezy maintains a low profile on his wife's reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, it was refreshing to get a taste of the couple's dynamic. Here are 7 things we learned from the conversation — subtle shade thrown Swift's way included.
1. They, like, really care about each other, you guys
Throughout the interview, they give each other words of praise and when asked to name their favorite body part of their spouse, they both said their heart.
2. But there's not a lot of love left for Tay Tay
When asked for their favorite Swift song:
"For me? I don't have one," Kanye says.
"I was such a fan of hers," Kim adds.
3. However, 'Ye is a big fan of Kim's nude selfies
"I love her nude selfies," The Life of Pablo artist says. "Like, I love the ones from the side, the back ones, and the front. I just love seeing her naked; I love nudity. And I love beautiful shapes. I feel like it's almost a Renaissance thing, a painting, a modern version of a painting. I think it's important for Kim to have her figure. To not show it would be like Adele not singing."
"And when I put the bars on it, it was more covered up than a bikini," she exclaims.
The Wests. (Photo: Karwai Tang, WireImage)
5. Yeezy is funny
In the interview 'Ye talks about his "really dark and super twisted" sense of humor. Personally, we think the funniest thing he says during the interview is his response to Kim revealing she rented an island for his birthday.
"You see, those are the type of statements that make people not like us, more so than the 'I'm the best' statement," he says. "It's more the 'Oh, yeah, I just rented an island for his birthday ...' You know in Meet the Parents, Owen Wilson's character? All of our (expletive) is like Owen Wilson's character; he's like, 'This is when we jumped off Mount Everest, and we wore turtle flight suits' or whatever."
6. How the power couple would like to be remembered
"I'd like to be remembered as someone who was smart in business, works hard, and can be sexy and a mom," Kim says. "A powerful but still sexy, nonconforming woman. And I would hope that Kanye would be remembered for being smart and sticking to what he believes."
Meanwhile, Yeezy confesses he wants to be remembered as someone who was "determined." "I would say my determination is way higher than my smartness," he says.
7. And, as you might've guessed from his Tweetstorms, 'Ye doesn't like thinking
"Here's something that's contrary to popular belief: I actually don't like thinking," he admits. "I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."
The rapper continues, "I think about things to put them in a place where I don't have to think about them anymore."
Click here to read the full Q&A.
The Sept. issue of Harper’s Bazaar hits newsstands on Aug. 16.